S1 E1: Confused Since Forever
Ryan George proves humans have always been hilariously bad at life, from clueless time travelers and awkward bathroom stalls to uncles who can't spot AI and aliens learning the rules of dating.
21 minutes
Ryan George: Am I Doing This Right?
Viral sensation Ryan George stars in a fast-paced one-man sketch comedy that makes life's simplest human moments hilariously complicated-proving once and for all that being human is awkward, messy, and gloriously absurd.
S1 E2: Aliens, Exes & Achoos
Ryan George explains sex to aliens, discovers Taylor Swift as a 90s time traveler, debates animal noises, navigates the world's first divorce, calls out bad podcasts, and invents "bless you."
23 minutes
S1 E3: Fruit, Booze & Bad News
Ryan George time-travels to Apple Vision Pro, invents coffee jitters, panics over anxious emails, explains alcohol to aliens, suffers melatonin dreams, names fruit, and struggles with 2025's news.
22 minutes
S1 E4: For Better, For Worse, For Weird
Ryan George navigates friends-with-benefits, explains marriage to aliens, protects dogs from identity theft, sells products to politicians, debuts toilet paper ads, judges algorithms, and dodges TV show hype.
23 minutes
S1 E5: Actors, Fame, and the Eggplant Incident
From "who sold neck pillows first?" to "why is eggplant named like that," we time-hop through first actors, first artists, and a 90s traveler discovering social media-and FAME-faster than airport WiFi.
20 minutes
S1 E6: Threads vs. The 90s, Slogan Science, and Fame Without Filter
A 90s time hopper meets Meta's Threads, humanity invents the fast food, an alien discovers smoking, Pringles get a slogan, red carpets tell the truth, movies age badly, and English spelling attacks on sight.
21 minutes
S1 E7: Skydives, Bug Names and Scams
We freefall into the first skydive, decode insect name chaos, explain milk to an alien, witness the original scam, watch a 90s traveler meet NFTs, and level up through gaming while adulthood quietly nerfs us.
20 minutes
S1 E8: True Fear Factor, Bad Old Google and Elon Musk
Everyday terrors hijack Fear Factor, an office worker spawns, Google search feels like a maze, a 90s traveler meets Elon Musk, airports are the worst at 4AM, and the worst part of gaming.
21 minutes
S1 E9: Hustle, Hype, and Happy Hour
We peptalk our way into "success," slam into entry-level walls, blow a 90s mind with Netflix, flex overpriced T-shirts, witness the world's first bar, and explore the reasons behind animals' names.
20 minutes
S1 E10: From Onboarding to Overboard
From turning "being annoying" into payroll to adulthood orientation, we drop a 90s traveler into the Google era, witness the birth of the toxic fan, take the first vacation ever, and watch pirates come up with their brand strategy.
20 minutes
S1 E11: User-Unfriendly
How modern user-friendliness actually feels: engineered discomfort in planes, the internet's committee-born beginnings, insurance monetizing anxiety, ticket buying buried in fees and queues, Amazon as a click maze, and fans celebrating like owners.
20 minutes
S1 E12: Pet Theories
From the first bullfighter to the first cat, dog, and bird owners, we invent the zoo, imagine cats and dogs hosting podcasts, and tackle the eternal question of why your pet is staring at nothing-and should you be worried?
21 minutes