S3 E1: Best-Dressed Criminals
Witness joy-riding teenagers desperately in need of drivers' ed, some best-dressed burglars and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.
20 minutes
Police and security cameras capture crooks' foolish mistakes.
Cast: Debbie Alan, Daniel Butler
Director: Glenn Petach
S3 E2: Man vs. Machine
Witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.
20 minutes
S3 E3: Funeral Flare-Up
Witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard-hitting reminder of why one should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.
20 minutes
S3 E4: Home Exterminator
Witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering as well as a criminal who gets the shaft before court.
20 minutes
S3 E5: Rookie Robbery
Witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100-proof stupid.
20 minutes
S3 E6: Restroom Robber
Witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women's restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.
30 minutes
S3 E7: Squirreled Away
Witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that becomes an ATV and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
20 minutes
S3 E8: Singing for Supper
Witness a huge divide of loot when you bring everyone you know on a caper, a group of officers who makes criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.
20 minutes
S3 E9: Private Peeping Tom
Witness a Peeping Tom protective over his territory, a drunk driver with a lasting impression that leaves him high and dry as well as a man wired on more than nicotine.
20 minutes
S3 E10: Stealing Stinks
Witness a man who breaks into a van and gets more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pail and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.
20 minutes
S3 E11: Stool Pigeons
Witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world's slowest car chase.
19 minutes
S3 E12: Half-Baked Burglary
Witness what happens when a guy has a half-baked idea to steal a bread truck, a major mistake with a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.
20 minutes
S3 E13: Bumper Crop
Witness someone trying to make their mark, a photo-happy, proud pot grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.
20 minutes
S3 E14: On Thin Ice
Witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wake-up call for criminals to select new careers and much more.
20 minutes
S3 E15: Meter-Maid Rescue
Witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter maids and much more.
20 minutes
S3 E16: Chimney Surprise
Witness a few criminals who try to play Santa and dive down a chimney, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.
20 minutes
S3 E17: Pot Pup
Witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement's cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.
20 minutes
S3 E18: Picture Perfect
Witness a developing case of picture-perfect stupidity, a clumsy duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope two time zones from his destination.
20 minutes
S3 E19: Sticky Fingers
Witness a criminal who misses his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.
20 minutes
S3 E20: Houdumbi
Witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name Houdumbi and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.
30 minutes
S3 E21: Saucy Saga
Witness a toilet-bound, wrench-wielding sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.
20 minutes
S3 E22: Who's Got Mail?
Witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his own Molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that'd be a mistake to ignore.
20 minutes
S3 E23: Need a Lift
Witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop who helps a criminal with his pants and a fella who can't recall his unforgettable night.
20 minutes
S3 E24: Short Fuse
Witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a sure-fire accident waiting to happen.
20 minutes
S3 E25: Diaper Boy
Witness a video proving the escalator won't be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.
20 minutes
S3 E26: Sleepy Service
Witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.
20 minutes